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me:  goes to lowes

lowes man:  how can I help you son

me:  first of all I am not your son.  second of all im only here because I love the thick stench of wood fibers and industrial chemicals



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Ryuuko drawn by Aoki Ume, author of Hidamari Sketch and character designer for Puella Magi Madoka Magica.


Reblog and see if you get a color.
PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I'm in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You're hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE KISS ME!!
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you

Rei has a FAB d and we all know because he couldn't swim when he had his lil speedo on. It held him awkwardly and therefore he sank. Plus I mean logically he needs beauty so. The d floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee.
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mamakyoko:

theory-of-beauty:

Are you suggesting that Rei’s dick is so fabulous that it is the reason he sunk the first season? Meaning that it was the weight of his package that almost led to his death in episode 6?

But when he does the butterfly, his dick is like “this is beautiful” and floats? 

All of this is gold anon. Never stop being you. 

dick TOO bomb


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